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My human name is christy Lewington (and no, Christy is not short for anything).
I am usually called by this name but I do prefer my Fairy name of Noremeskantalia, which in simple human terms means
Norman. I am also known by the name of Christofolis the great........I don't know why.
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I love pizza, chocolate, milkshakes from Millies Cookies and
the cookies from Millies Cookies. I like films and indie rock music. I like wearing hawiian *thinks for a while* (don't know
if i've spelt that right) shirts. I like trampolines! I like flashing and embarassing myself! Also enjoy embarassing other
people! I like KNICKERS! I like shouting knickers! I like colourful socks and i like to draw on my hands. I also think that
side burns are incredibly sexy!!!
Below; photograph of the almighty god! you will use this
as your shrine! you will bow down to it!
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Favorite Quotes
Everyone love's quotes
"i don't give a fish's left nostril" - Paul waterman, the customer
service tutor at Henley College. He was trying to have a go at us for talking.
"My life's
been a living hell since i met her" - Christopher herbert williams - college associate. He was explaining to the tutor how
i bully him when actually it's the other way around.
"DICKWEED" - Melanie Wild - mate.
She quite often says this word for absolutly no reason at all and then starts to sing it as well.
This is blurred proof that I am secretly a fairy on monday to friday
from 9:00pm to 3:00am so thats aproximatley 6 hours every week night and the excuse of why I come into college looking so
tiered. My secret fairy name is not tinkerbell or pixie feet, but Norman. I bet you've never heard of Norman the fairy before,
have you? My job is to fly around into the bed chambers of those that are twats and draw all over their faces and sometimes
if i'm feeling lucky I shave eyebrows off as well. This mostly occurs when people are drunk because people are mostly
twats when they are drunk.
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TOP BANANA
FAVOURITE:
Favorite TV Show: Jackass
Favorite Movie: Bridget jones's
diary
Favorite Music: Indie rock
Favorite Book: Girl, interrupted
Favorite Sports Team: Bollocks to all sports
Favorite Food: Pizza
People I Most Admire: people who pull moonies!!!
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