Ok, this is just a record of all the nasty (being embarassing or bitchy) things that i have done.....it's just nasty!

08/11/04

Well, the most recent nasty thing i have done to anybody isnt actually that nasty but well here goes anyway (oh my reputation is going down the drain)!!!

When i was on holiday with my dad i taught my nephew (leon) to go round picking his nose and flick it at people. Also whilst watching my protedgy form (in the entertainment hall with hundreds of kids running about) i realised how much i dont like kids so made a game out of tripping the next unsuspecting kid that ran past me screaming with my heel, only got about 2 but fun none the less! Oh but i've been reduced to picking on kids!!!!

 05-06/08/02

 Me and Li went out in search of some friends looking for some fun and to start with it seemed like an ordinary night in which we would go t the pub and have a few drinks and then go home and forget all about it. We started off by going to the Wallingford arms which was really boring because no one was there, so we went to the oak and no one was there either. So then we peered in the witch and no one was there either, so then we were going to walk to craigs house and we saw patch and aaron in the crown but we dont like it there so we swiftly made an excuse and left. Anyhow we went to craigs and talked about kerry's birthday thingy and then left and then got bored so we went to tesco and stole a trolly and then we found a cone and put it in along with some bottles that we had emptied and we walked towards ladygrove.....Now i've heard that my dear friend Chris Lang lives there and i just happened to remember the house number and name from what Ollie told me the night before (so chris if you read this, it's all Ollie fault). Me and Li thought that recently we hadn't been very nice to chris because he always buys us drinks and we never repay him so we thought he would like a trolly with a cone in it and we made it our mission to find his house and leave him this present, it's only our mission became a little more difficult when we had to hide from all the cars because otherwise the trolly would self distruct and we had to get it to chris's hous within six hours or it would self distruct so every time a car came we ran into the bushes and the trolly would usually go out into the road and try to kill the drivers. Well eventually we got it there and Li decided to ring the bloody doorbell (you bloody idiot) so we ran and i sprained my ankle because i went down a ditch! NICE!