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Here are some pictures of my friends.

BANNANARAMA!!!

it's amy!!!

This is amy. She likes little boys. She also likes little girls. And also she enjoys chocolate sauce. She thinks that ribs showing through the skin is unhealthy.

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This is barry the gnome who shouts at me from my back garden when i'm trying to get to sleep (refer to "freak" rambling, on the writing and artwork page). Barry likes me to think about what i should worry about for the night and he also likes to point out what is so blatently wrong with me. He likes to pull moonies which is the only reason i am still friends with him. He also enjoys feasting on slugs and occasionally earwigs.

my travel and tourism class on the london eye

This is the notoriously loud travel and tourism class of The Henley College. I think just about everyone is there excluding the three slags (three girls in our class that are slags).

URGH!

Trust Chris to come up with the most dicusting thing I have ever seen done by a human being (besides a man hanging a bmx from his penis, that was pretty wack).  

chris, naga, sam.

These things are called Sam, Christobella and Naga (there is another one called Niel but he is not in this picture). They are a four of a kind race of man called bitemyassius. They delight in annoying and pestering girls and are thought to have been bread by real science freaks for that one and only reason.

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This is mel, she likes punky, grungy, cool guys that originate in america, so guys, roll up. Her favourite band is AFI who she talks about nearly every day. She likes pop tarts and jamaca cake (yum) and shares a mutual intrest in pizza with me. Mel is currently one of my more durable friends at college (meaning she is one of the only ones who can put up with me).

AHH HA HA HA HA HAAAA! EVILNESS!